Full Satirical Disclaimer

Welcome to Enrage East Noble — the unofficial parody and commentary site inspired by our friends over at Engage East Noble, who seem to think “community” means “whoever agrees with us.”

We’re not anti-speech; we’re pro-context. We believe that if you’re going to crank outrage to 11, you should expect a remix.

Everything here is protected political speech — the same kind Engage uses when they post long Facebook rants about the downfall of civilization. The difference? We spell-check ours.

We’re not affiliated with Engage East Noble, the East Noble School Corporation, or anyone’s Facebook group that ends in “for Freedom.” We just think public debate should come with a mirror — and maybe a laugh track.

So, if you came here to be mad, congrats, you’re in the right place. If you came here to think, even better.

Parody is legal. Outrage is optional. Perspective is free.

PS: You should have bought EngageEastNoble.com too.